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Daten über die Planeten des Sonnensystems (gestohlen von developer.mozilla.org)
Name Mass (1024kg) Diameter (km) Density (kg/m3) Gravity (m/s2) Length of day (hours) Distance from Sun (106km) Mean temperature (°C) Number of moons Notes
Terrestrial planets Mercury 0.330 4,879 5427 3.7 4222.6 57.9 167 0 Closest to the Sun
Venus 4.87 12,104 5243 8.9 2802.0 108.2 464 0
Earth 5.97 12,756 5514 9.8 24.0 149.6 15 1 Our world
Mars 0.642 6,792 3933 3.7 24.7 227.9 -65 2 The red planet
Jovian planets Gas giants Jupiter 1898 142,984 1326 23.1 9.9 778.6 -110 67 The largest planet
Saturn 568 120,536 687 9.0 10.7 1433.5 -140 62
Ice giants Uranus 86.8 51,118 1271 8.7 17.2 2872.5 -195 27
Neptune 102 49,528 1638 11.0 16.1 4495.1 -200 14
Dwarf planets Pluto 0.0146 2,370 2095 0.7 153.3 5906.4 -225 5 Declassified as a planet

Programm-Listings

/*
 * The concept of 'sorting' things has long been a cornerstone of
 * patriarchal discrimination against women and PoC. To 'sort' objects
 * according to some percieved 'value' is morally wrong and oppressive.
 * Therefore a truly feminist algorithm cannot be based upon comparing
 * values of 'objects'. Feminist sorting algorithms have to take various
 * things into consideration: gender, race, the program's feelings and
 * the current make-up of the objects to be sorted. To implement this,
 * we use a progressive stack with added affirmative action.
 */

#consider
#consider
#consider
#consider <progressive_stack.Xir>
#consider <Affirmative_Action.Xir>

xe womain(xe *Unique_person[])
{
    CheckPrivilege(); //Always check your privilege
    CheckPrivilege(); //Better check it twice
    xe sorted_unique_people=progressive_stack(xe *Unique_person[]); //construct the
                                    //progressive stack
    among (person p : Unique_person) {
        maybe(p.gender==male && p.orentation==het_cis_scum) {
            yell('RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!');
            crush(p); //Use the function crush in Dworkin.Xir to discard the oppressor
        ENDMISOGYNY
        perhaps_and_equally_valid {
        ynt q = accepts(guilt_feel(p.oppression)); //measure the oppression level according to
                              //the function guilt_feel in feelings.Xir
        sorted_unique_people[q]=accepts(p); //assign every wonderful person a place in the new stack
        ENDMISOGYNY
        maybe(feels==right) {
        affirmative_action(&sorted_unique_people) //If the progrym feels like it, it will
                              //use affirmative action to make the sorting more fair.
                              //The actual affirmative action algorithm is poorly understood,
                              //but DON'T MESS WITH IT! IT IS FAIR!
        ENDMISOGYNY
    ENDMISOGYNY
    return sorted_unique_people;
ENDMISOGYNY

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