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| Name | Mass (1024kg) | Diameter (km) | Density (kg/m3) | Gravity (m/s2) | Length of day (hours) | Distance from Sun (106km) | Mean temperature (°C) | Number of moons | Notes | ||
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| Terrestrial planets | Mercury | 0.330 | 4,879 | 5427 | 3.7 | 4222.6 | 57.9 | 167 | 0 | Closest to the Sun | |
| Venus | 4.87 | 12,104 | 5243 | 8.9 | 2802.0 | 108.2 | 464 | 0 | |||
| Earth | 5.97 | 12,756 | 5514 | 9.8 | 24.0 | 149.6 | 15 | 1 | Our world | ||
| Mars | 0.642 | 6,792 | 3933 | 3.7 | 24.7 | 227.9 | -65 | 2 | The red planet | ||
| Jovian planets | Gas giants | Jupiter | 1898 | 142,984 | 1326 | 23.1 | 9.9 | 778.6 | -110 | 67 | The largest planet |
| Saturn | 568 | 120,536 | 687 | 9.0 | 10.7 | 1433.5 | -140 | 62 | |||
| Ice giants | Uranus | 86.8 | 51,118 | 1271 | 8.7 | 17.2 | 2872.5 | -195 | 27 | ||
| Neptune | 102 | 49,528 | 1638 | 11.0 | 16.1 | 4495.1 | -200 | 14 | |||
| Dwarf planets | Pluto | 0.0146 | 2,370 | 2095 | 0.7 | 153.3 | 5906.4 | -225 | 5 | Declassified as a planet | |
Programm-Listings
* The concept of 'sorting' things has long been a cornerstone of
* patriarchal discrimination against women and PoC. To 'sort' objects
* according to some percieved 'value' is morally wrong and oppressive.
* Therefore a truly feminist algorithm cannot be based upon comparing
* values of 'objects'. Feminist sorting algorithms have to take various
* things into consideration: gender, race, the program's feelings and
* the current make-up of the objects to be sorted. To implement this,
* we use a progressive stack with added affirmative action.
*/
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#consider <progressive_stack.Xir>
#consider <Affirmative_Action.Xir>
xe womain(xe *Unique_person[])
{
CheckPrivilege(); //Always check your privilege
CheckPrivilege(); //Better check it twice
xe sorted_unique_people=progressive_stack(xe *Unique_person[]); //construct the
//progressive stack
among (person p : Unique_person) {
maybe(p.gender==male && p.orentation==het_cis_scum) {
yell('RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!');
crush(p); //Use the function crush in Dworkin.Xir to discard the oppressor
ENDMISOGYNY
perhaps_and_equally_valid {
ynt q = accepts(guilt_feel(p.oppression)); //measure the oppression level according to
//the function guilt_feel in feelings.Xir
sorted_unique_people[q]=accepts(p); //assign every wonderful person a place in the new stack
ENDMISOGYNY
maybe(feels==right) {
affirmative_action(&sorted_unique_people) //If the progrym feels like it, it will
//use affirmative action to make the sorting more fair.
//The actual affirmative action algorithm is poorly understood,
//but DON'T MESS WITH IT! IT IS FAIR!
ENDMISOGYNY
ENDMISOGYNY
return sorted_unique_people;
ENDMISOGYNY
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