Codename Chicaco

TOP SECRET Microsoft Code

/*
	TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
	Project: Chicago(tm)
	Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main(){
	while(!CRASHED){
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		if (first_time_installation){
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
			hang_system();
		}
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();
		if (still_not_crashed){
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();
		}
	}
	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache();
	if (fast_cpu()){
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
	}
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
	if (system_ok())
		crash(to_dos_prompt);
	else
		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
	while(something){
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
	}
	create_general_protection_fault();
}