People think all the computer hackers can't get a date.
But that's wrong:
| Instant fix: | gcc date.c -o date |
| All the way: | gcc --entry |
| For orgasm: | gcc -O |
| Even better: | gcc -O2 |
| Cruel: | gcc -Wall |
| For old hackers: | gcc -fno-strength-reduce |
| Transvestite: | gcc -Wconversion |
| With toy: | gcc -pipe |
| Man on top: | gcc -traditional |
| In restroom: | gcc -quiet |
| Explain how: | gcc --verbose |
| With drugs: | gcc --user-dependencies |
| Don't move: | gcc -static |
| At Microsoft: | gcc -shared |
| Side-by-side: | gcc --profile |
| Mouth first: | gcc --preprocess |
| Before drugs: | gcc --prefix |
| With disease: | gcc --no-warnings |
| With vibrator: | gcc --machine |
| Foreigner: | gcc --language |
| With chains: | gcc --force-link |
| With AIDS: | gcc --extra-warnings |
| Analism: | gcc --dump |
| Remove lice 1st: | gcc --debug |
| Talk about date: | gcc --comments |
| Take control: | gcc --assert |