- ATD
- At the Doctors
- BFF
- Best Friend Fell
- BTW
- Bring The Wheelchair
- BYOT
- Bring Your Own Teeth
- FWIW
- Forgot Where I Was
- GGPBL
- Gotta Go Pacemaker Batterie Low
- GHA
- Got Heartburn Again
- IMHO
- Is My Hearing-Aid Out?
- LMDO
- Laughing My Dentures Out
- OMMR
- On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG
- Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- ROTFLACGU
- Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
- TTYL
- Talk To You Louder