Why women cause problems

In case you've ever wondered why women cause problems, here is a simple explanation that is also a mathematical proof.

Assumption: Time is Money and Money is the root of all problems.

To find a woman you need Time and Money. Therefore:

             Woman = Time × Money

If Time = Money, then

             Woman = Money × Money
             Woman = Money²

If “Money is the root of all Problems”, substituting Money=√Problems gives us:

             Woman = (√Problems)²
             Woman = Problems